a song birds nest
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
I feel so tough by reblogging this
Those poor bastards
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# I love the idea that the Doctor actually sat down at some point # and RECORDED all these emergency security protocols # Like Nine and the Emergency Programme One message that Rose hears # Do you suppose he got bored halfway through all these recordings # somewhere about Security Protocol 384 #and turned off the gravity stabilizers and record a message while he was floating around the room # or maybe he recorded one while he was sitting in the crook of one of the coral struts # or maybe he recorded one naked (that was the second version of Security Programme One that he recorded for Rose natch # Ten stark naked telling her to ”Have a good life Rose. Do that for me” # Oh man I could go on about this # I should make a list of Security Programmes and Protocols and all the ways the Doctor records them when he gets bored # Maybe that’s what he does while his companions are sleeping (via gallifreyburning)
#and then when they are on pete’s world and have their own tardis #they obviously have to make new ones #like emergency program 47: we’ve run out of milk. i’m sorry it was probably me and i probably drank from the bottle. #there is none in the fridge and i’m so so sorry. #the tardis will take you to the nearest tescos #and they switch off #taking turns every couple recordings or so #or like emergency program 103: we’ve run out of nappies. #and i’m napping #i carried these two around for 9 months #the least you can do is go out and get nappies #the tardis is going to take you to the nearest store with the good kind #and i’ve programmed her to leave you a note to remind you of the brand #and this one they record together privacy program 14: mum and dad are in their room #the door is locked #if it’s an emergency #such as injuries #you loosing one another #or the tardis acting strangely #knock and wait for a response and the door will unlock #an emergency is not your sister bothering you #or your brother stealing your toys #or the fact that the tardis kitchen has run out of aero bars #mummy and daddy need their privacy and an aero bar is not the end-of-the world (via songfordecem)
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Anyone else notice Mushu the dragon is Mulan’s tattoo…?
This is the coolest shit I have ever seen.
Let’s not forget this one
…this is the first time I’ve seen disney princess stuff that I’d actually want as prints. Also, part of me is glad Tiana’s not in this bunch bc there’s only so much potential to be wrong-headed about things from my cultural background I can take in a day. But if this artist actually got it? Tiana, queen of the zombies would be amazing.
anyone else notice how mulan is the avatar
Oh god.
except that tiana is indeed in this series and she’s the best fucking one period
actually shit they left out kida, tiana, pocahontas, rapunzel and maid marian
Holy shitballs!
Disney seen through a darker lens. I love it. I can’t choose a favourite.
Loooove
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pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow:
Did donna noble buy merlin a penis
I’m still laughing omg
THIS VIDEO WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN OKsomeone please link it!
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
OMFG HAHAHA
So does that comment
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